Thursday, December 2, 2010

LPGA Golf Allows Transgender Players: News in Song

C, G, D/F#, Em

How to make a ladies game more interesting
Just add some men who've lost something
Pretend you're all the same

Says that it's ok
If you weren't born that way
After all, it's just a game

You used to pee standing up
But now you wear all our makeup
Now you're one of us
With an adam's apple
And a much much longer drive

don't these gals know how bad the economy is
every open job you get a hundred applications in

do you hear?
That's the sound of the Nike tour
Calling their doctors
And calling Lorraina

I think Tiger's found his loophole
'cause his 15th club keeps getting into trouble
cut it off
both problems solved
and you'll beat everyone again
just not men