Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Gate Raped by the TSA: News in Song
Capo 5
Dm, C, G
that girl in front of you
she could be packing
not for a vaca
but an assassin
not going to Cleveland
with hello kitty
she's a secret weapon in al queda's secret army
Don't need a girlfriend
I need a patdown
And naked pictures of me
To send around town
It's for my good, yeah
Well, oh my goodness
Glad we're so much safer now you're staring at my skivs
I was gate-raped
By the tsa
I wanna citizens arrest
For your PDA
You getting kind of close
For a first date
Yeah I wanna be safe
Don't see how this helping it
Bombs in my fake limbs?
Plastic explosives?
Who do I look like?
Osama Olsen
I don't wanna die
I just want a fast ride
Rather take all my chances
Than give up all my rights
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