Gate Raped by the TSA: News in Song

Capo 5
Dm, C, G

that girl in front of you
she could be packing
not for a vaca
but an assassin
not going to Cleveland
with hello kitty
she's a secret weapon in al queda's secret army

Don't need a girlfriend
I need a patdown
And naked pictures of me
To send around town
It's for my good, yeah
Well, oh my goodness
Glad we're so much safer now you're staring at my skivs

I was gate-raped
By the tsa
I wanna citizens arrest
For your PDA

You getting kind of close
For a first date
Yeah I wanna be safe
Don't see how this helping it
Bombs in my fake limbs?
Plastic explosives?
Who do I look like?
Osama Olsen

I don't wanna die
I just want a fast ride
Rather take all my chances
Than give up all my rights

Republicans Take Back the House: News in Song

Am, Em, G

Who took the house?

The republicans

Who took the house?

The republicans

Who took the house?

The republicans

Just try getting things done with us now

I know what you’re thinking

You’re the party of no

But someone’s gotta say it

‘cause we’re running out of dough

60 in the house

6 in the senate

we want change

in 2 years, we’ll tell you if we meant it

Am, Em, G, D/F#

it’s a landslide

to the right side

elephant pride

but watch your backside

‘cause you’ve got 2 years to fix all of my problems

or else you’re out