Christine O'Donnell First Amendment Forgetfulness: News in Song

Capo 2
C, G, D/F#

I'm like you
I've never read the constitution
I'm like you
I'm confused by evolution

I'm like you
Taxes are bad
But sometimes I like the things they go to

I'm like you
A Christian well I'm kind of Christian
I'm like you
War is bad but bomb the villains

I'm like you
I watch fox news
That's all the news I choose to believe in

I'm like you
I try to cheat on all my taxes
I'm like you
I look real good in business slacks

And I'm like you
I think big government is bad
Unless it helps my home state in a big sort of way

So I'll go to Washington
And it'll be just like if you were there
Won't know a thing that's going on
Won't read a single bill or care

But I'll yell
Lower taxes
And I'll cry
more freedom
and repeat one-liners
but not know what they mean

I'm like you
I'm just like you
And neither one of us have got a clue

Chile Miner Rescue: News in Song

Capo 1

G, Em, C, G

Scientists and minds from dozens of countries

All came together

Was a beautiful picture

It was a beautiful picture

Mind-share, drill scare

Love affair, soot hair

Dark lair, lord’s prayer

all scared, we got there

yes, we got there

half a mile underground

in Copiapo Chile

estamos bien en el refugio,

los 33’o

how can it be, oh

G, Em, D

33 miners in a hole

Chile hello

C’mon let’s go

70 and 69

days trapped in a mine

yes we’re doing fine

hello

about to come out

but the question remains

who do I hug first

my wife or my lover

or should I introduce them to each other?

C, G, Em, D/F#

See the sunshine

Kiss your wife then

Kiss the sky and

Maybe your girlfriend

Segway CEO Jimi Heselden Dies on Segway: News in Song

Em, C, G, D/F#

Speaking of segways

Here’s a segue

Into a story

About a segway king

That rode it off into the deep sunset

Off a cliff

Into a river

Life a joke

And death the giver

And on two wheels

Jimi Heselden drove away

It’s not funny

But it’s ironic in a really funny way

Looking back, it will be funny

In a tragic Shakespeare play

Plus, it gets better, ‘cause he’s not only

the CEO of segways but of a company

that makes protective barriers

which did not protect him from driving his segway