Capo 2
C, G, D/F#, Em
Volcano in Iceland can’t stop vomiting
We’re gonna cap and trade you
Before you block our planes again
School in Pennsylvania
Put webcams in their student’s laptops
Took pictures while they slept
seriously
aliens traveled over the Midwest, turns out it’s a meteor
put your crazy crap to rest
We have a new hundred dollar bill
Benjamin Franklin’s never looked hotter
Lady gaga has infiltrated the U.S. Army
That’s why we don’t ask, ‘cause we’re afraid of what they’ll say
And how they’ll choreograph it
Pakistan Taliban
Times Square Bomb Scare
Thank god NY’s Finest Found it
‘fore it went off
And we can’t have an honest discussion
About Arizona’s immigration bill
Without tremendously poor and ignorant constitutional scholarship from Shakira
