Thursday, March 18, 2010

Unemployed Conan on Twitter - News in Song

March 7th - March 18th, 2010

A poker tournament in Germany
Got robbed on live tv

And Kathryn bigelow beat her former jigelow
for oscar gold
As hurt locker beat out avatar

Unemployed Conan went on Twitter
Got a half-million followers overnight
Friended one person completely at random
And changed Sarah Killen’s 19-year old life

Sean Penn said that American journalists should go to jail
For calling Hugo Chavez a dictator
There’s so much wrong with that statement
That I refuse to get into it

And don’t tell a woman to shut up in the movie theater
‘cause you might just stabbed in the neck by her boyfriend with a meat thermometer

And lawmaker Felix Ortiz
Wants to ban salt in restaurants in new york
God save us all

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