Thursday, March 18, 2010

Unemployed Conan on Twitter - News in Song

March 7th - March 18th, 2010

A poker tournament in Germany
Got robbed on live tv

And Kathryn bigelow beat her former jigelow
for oscar gold
As hurt locker beat out avatar

Unemployed Conan went on Twitter
Got a half-million followers overnight
Friended one person completely at random
And changed Sarah Killen’s 19-year old life

Sean Penn said that American journalists should go to jail
For calling Hugo Chavez a dictator
There’s so much wrong with that statement
That I refuse to get into it

And don’t tell a woman to shut up in the movie theater
‘cause you might just stabbed in the neck by her boyfriend with a meat thermometer

And lawmaker Felix Ortiz
Wants to ban salt in restaurants in new york
God save us all

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Chat Roulette - News in Song

February 26th - March 6th, 2010

Capo 2

C, G, D/F#
Em (bridge)

3-year old Cody cried over Justin Bieber
so she went on Kimmel and finally got to meet him
which proves if you cry real hard, you’ll get what you want
As long as you’re adorable

cities across the country started making a lot of money
on automatic red-light cameras
so they started rolling back the yellow light times
all in the name of safety??

in a mall in dubai, an aquarium cracked
the sharks got free, swam straight to the gap

in seaworld shamu 2 pulled a Siegfried and roy
and made her trainer disappear
what are the fish trying to tell us, I mean mammals

And went viral
Exposing the world to a bunch of exposers