Saturday, January 23, 2010

In Scott We Trust - News in Song

January 15th - January 23rd, 2010

Scott brown defeated a woman who sends people to jail over hearsay.
Big whooping deal.
its not like Lieberman counted anyway
when they still had 60
they werent doing anything

I heard Ricky gervais was freakin hysterical
I wish I could have understood a word that he said
and Meryl streep won a golden globe
For playing a woman that kind of looks like shes dead

Haiti showed us what true charity really means.
Not because that I have to.
But, because I believe in the need.

Supreme court said
We were free to speak
Campaign finance reform
now an antique

And John Edwards once again
reminded us hes the most evil man in the world.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Team Coco: News in Song

January 8th - January 14th, 2010.

Capo 4
Em, G, C, D/F#

I’ve gone loco for team coco
But jay leno
Is getting in the way yo
Wants back the tonight show
But that ain’t how it works bro
It’s wait and see what the blowholes
Decide the bottom line pros

a bachelorette was kicked off after hooking up with a staffer
why do you punish love?
Why do you punish love?
Everyone mad
Everyone sad
I wonder when they’ll realize that guy’s been hooking up with 14 other girls at the same time

Idol came back
For one more year
Before mr. simon cowell disappears
Onto the next one
Little worse than the first one
American x factor
That sounds vaguely familiar

Cameron made a new film
‘about blue beastiality
Climbing up the record books
Second to his underwater reality
Can avatar
Be the one to sink titanic
Whether or not
He’s king of the world

harry reid called obama a negro
blagoveich thinks he’s blacker than him too
what a week for the commander in chief
plus, sarah palin got a press job with fox news

The earth it shook in Haiti
Maybe 50,000 precious lives lost
if you can lend a hand
Please donate to the red cross

Thursday, January 7, 2010


January 1st - January 7th, 2010.

Em, C, G, D

Let it snow, let it snow
God, it’s cold.
33 inches in just mere hours in Burlington, VT

Rush Limbaugh died
according to Wikipedia
but that was soon retracted
and a bit exaggerated

the Chinese tried to destroy a tower
but left it leaning
a Pisa admirer

Taylor and Taylor are over for now
say it ain’t so
Lord, say it ain’t so

we’re going to put body scanners in every airport
because showing a muslim’s naked body
is going to PREVENT terrorism?

Now the Yemenese are our enemies.
Well not all you see
but a few crazies

and two identical twins were born a decade apart
what a crazy start
to this year in song