In Scott We Trust - News in Song

January 15th - January 23rd, 2010


Scott brown defeated a woman who sends people to jail over hearsay.
Big whooping deal.
its not like Lieberman counted anyway
when they still had 60
they werent doing anything

I heard Ricky gervais was freakin hysterical
I wish I could have understood a word that he said
and Meryl streep won a golden globe
For playing a woman that kind of looks like shes dead

Haiti showed us what true charity really means.
Not because that I have to.
But, because I believe in the need.

Supreme court said
We were free to speak
Campaign finance reform
now an antique

And John Edwards once again
reminded us hes the most evil man in the world.

Team Coco: News in Song

January 8th - January 14th, 2010.

Capo 4

Em, G, C, D/F#

I’ve gone loco for team coco

But jay leno

Is getting in the way yo

Wants back the tonight show

But that ain’t how it works bro

It’s wait and see what the blowholes

Decide the bottom line pros

a bachelorette was kicked off after hooking up with a staffer

why do you punish love?

Why do you punish love?

Everyone mad

Everyone sad

I wonder when they’ll realize that guy’s been hooking up with 14 other girls at the same time

Idol came back

For one more year

Before mr. simon cowell disappears

Onto the next one

Little worse than the first one

American x factor

That sounds vaguely familiar

Cameron made a new film

‘about blue beastiality

Climbing up the record books

Second to his underwater reality

Can avatar

Be the one to sink titanic

Whether or not

He’s king of the world

harry reid called obama a negro

blagoveich thinks he’s blacker than him too

what a week for the commander in chief

plus, sarah palin got a press job with fox news

The earth it shook in Haiti

Maybe 50,000 precious lives lost

if you can lend a hand

Please donate to the red cross

01.07.10

January 1st - January 7th, 2010.


Em, C, G, D

Let it snow, let it snow

God, it’s cold.

33 inches in just mere hours in Burlington, VT

Rush Limbaugh died

according to Wikipedia

but that was soon retracted

and a bit exaggerated

the Chinese tried to destroy a tower

but left it leaning

a Pisa admirer

Taylor and Taylor are over for now

say it ain’t so

Lord, say it ain’t so

we’re going to put body scanners in every airport

because showing a muslim’s naked body

is going to PREVENT terrorism?

Now the Yemenese are our enemies.

Well not all you see

but a few crazies

and two identical twins were born a decade apart

what a crazy start

to this year in song